1 00:00:04,998 --> 00:00:10,998 SAILOR IN BED 2 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:01,151 No Holger. I'm here. Disa sent it. This is urgent. 3 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:06,195 - Disa can wait. - Yes, Disa will be waiting. 4 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:21,433 Peter, Ulla asked Brazilian model. 5 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:25,070 Look what she's doing there. 6 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:35,592 - What does she need so much? - Well, she helps Holger. 7 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,912 - Do you like these? - Yes. 8 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:15,391 - Do you want to? - Yes, I'll do it. 9 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:22,216 And what did you find in it, Ulla? 10 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:27,560 Men are chauvinists, they take advantage of us. and I think we are very happy about that. 11 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:32,800 I will decide for myself! Not even the boss. He can't raise his arms. 12 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:36,356 - And he's married! - It's easier for men. 13 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,800 - The boss is coming. - Oh, Mrs. Disa? 14 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:47,154 We have to balance the inventory. 15 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:03,796 - It's a good product. - Actually, they have already been sold. 16 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:09,751 - It's cheap, isn't it? - Don't touch me, jerk! 17 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,330 I don't want to be raped. just because I'm a woman. 18 00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:16,530 You don't understand! 19 00:05:19,072 --> 00:05:23,425 Wow, you're fired! 20 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:28,874 Released? You owe me 3 monthly salaries! You can send me the money by check. 21 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:21,559 - Is this place busy? - No, sit down. 22 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,836 - Have we met before? - Yes, right now, on the street. 23 00:07:30,713 --> 00:07:31,926 How much? 24 00:07:32,128 --> 00:07:35,959 How much? Because I love men. with whom one can talk. 25 00:07:36,159 --> 00:07:39,276 Do you think I'm a whore? Men! 26 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:45,749 All right. I made a mistake, sorry. What do you like the most? 27 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:51,195 - Yes. - Uh, I'm going sailing tonight. 28 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:55,558 I got a new position. and my ship leaves at 23:00. 29 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,758 That's why we have to hurry. 30 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,431 That was great! Thank you. 31 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:14,037 You are cute. Most people just ask. Was it good? 32 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:20,315 - I'm sorry I have to go. - I don't want tears. 33 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:27,312 - Men will not take advantage of me! - I really like you. 34 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:33,072 I have to take a pill, I don't want to. you are risking your freedom. 35 00:10:33,272 --> 00:10:36,835 And you didn't even ask, it needs to be protected. 36 00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:40,117 I have condoms in my bag. 37 00:10:40,317 --> 00:10:44,518 This is to protect you from all kinds venereal diseases. 38 00:10:44,718 --> 00:10:47,996 Yes, to protect you, and who would have thought about my protection? 39 00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:53,678 - If only I were a man! - You look very feminine. 40 00:10:53,878 --> 00:10:59,239 - If I were a man... - You wouldn't be able to do your job. 41 00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:05,251 So what do you think? I can do everything. Even swimming. 42 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,398 Nonsense, this is a man's job. 43 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,916 I have feelings, desires, brain and body. 44 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,755 Forget that I'm a woman. 45 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:20,910 Simply because you are much smarter than us. 46 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:26,632 Look what you're doing to me. - What? Menu? 47 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:33,075 Just because you're so smart, I give you permission to rape me. 48 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,256 - Oh, ah! - Are you hurt? 49 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:43,237 - I think it's the liver. - I'll call an ambulance. 50 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:47,036 I don't think so. that it is volvulus. 51 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,378 Good luck, Georg. 52 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:06,919 Could you please speak to Margarita? And say hello to the captain. 53 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:10,454 It will be done. Get well soon. 54 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:15,032 Thanks. What's your name? Thank you, Disa. 55 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:59,959 My name is Georg Hansen. I'm your new mechanic. 56 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:05,477 My name is Georg Hansen. I'm your new mechanic. 57 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:10,750 My name is Georg Hansen. I am a new mechanic. 58 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:18,274 My name is Georg Hansen. I'm your new mechanic. 59 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:43,149 My name is Georg Hansen. I am a new mechanic. 60 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:48,480 - Go introduce yourself to the captain. - Hey. We will sleep together. 61 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:55,352 - They are getting younger and younger. - No, you are getting older and older. 62 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,575 - Nobody? - Georg Hansen, the new mechanic. 63 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:03,091 - Welcome, Georg. - Thank you. 64 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,234 We're all one family here, Georg, aren't we? 65 00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:11,479 Seaman's book, yes. Come here. 66 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:22,089 Well, the first flight, as a mechanic. You carry this position with honor. 67 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,672 You must sign here. 68 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:35,753 Judging by your nails, You haven't been at sea for long. 69 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:42,450 If you don't drink, you have to strictly follow orders... 70 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:48,815 As stated in paragraphs 49-50 charter, we'll manage. 71 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:53,816 But there are no women on my ship! Women are the cause of all evil... 72 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,820 wars, conflicts, storms, the scorching sun, and even death! 73 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,296 But otherwise, we are one. a big happy family. 74 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,915 New mechanic Georg Hansen, and this is the first assistant. 75 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,492 The chief engineer is in the wheelhouse and you are gone. 76 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:14,296 Put your luggage in cabin number 4. Here is the upper bed. 77 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,994 Pleasant young man. 78 00:16:16,244 --> 00:16:20,397 When you look back, you won't understand. whether it was a man or a woman. 79 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,753 A new mechanic? do you play chess 80 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,839 Chess? That. 81 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,711 Sit here. and assemble the parts. 82 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,836 The main engine is running. The rest will take care of itself. 83 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:53,313 - Give me the mooring ropes! - Yes, give me the ropes! 84 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:35,329 You should sit here and watch. This is the turn of the Weak. 85 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:39,135 - Record? - Yes, the captain's nickname. 86 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:45,112 Evil tongues claim that he participated in the battle of Röden. Your turn. 87 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,692 Don't. immediately let's make the party too easy. 88 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:58,519 - I have to go to the bathroom. - The toilet is at the stern. 89 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:20,060 Hello, that must be you. new mechanic. 90 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:24,592 Come on, we can pee on the side. 91 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,297 Well, a new mechanic. he was in a hurry. 92 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:36,369 Great chair, the best we have. 93 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,638 And this is the best proof. My good job. 94 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,519 I was thinking of something else when We will be Hamburg... 95 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:49,432 We can check if he is using it. for anything but urination. 96 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:58,078 Something you crave. I had to. Draw three times. You are now checkmate. 97 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,793 - Is there anything? - No. We have a new person. 98 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,655 - George. - When you get up, you can go to bed. 99 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,589 I still have to deal with the notes. 100 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:19,752 - Records, what do you mean by that? - Yeah, what else, man? 101 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,810 Isn't he too skinny? 102 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:30,319 He's a good guy. Don't worry about it. deceive him. 103 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:35,250 - Do you pee in the sink, you bastard? - No. I just wash it. 104 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:40,634 Yes, we don't have to do it that way. No matter how much you want it. 105 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,590 Where the hell are my cigarettes? 106 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,893 Will you sleep in your pants? 107 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:03,600 I shoot them in bed. Then I know where are they when they get up? 108 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,912 Do you like working here? 109 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,730 Yes, the food is good. and the salary is good. 110 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,557 But we don't go to those ports. where there are cute pussies. 111 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:28,955 Ah, with small nipples, which is so nice to snack on. 112 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,353 You've been asleep for a long time. The boss misses you. 113 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:23,712 You can have my foam. 114 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:30,595 He could at least use your car, right? 115 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,417 You're using too much oil. 116 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:45,431 Cream, sugar and eggs. 117 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:52,512 You don't have to feed anyone. They are already thick enough. 118 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:58,293 There is only one whorehouse in Hamburg. which is worth something. 119 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:03,069 Yes, then Willie calmed down by telling him black woman gives oral sex. 120 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,037 And then a medical examination. 121 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,430 They say that the Catholic Church already in the past. They are their own masters. 122 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:17,750 What do you say, mechanic? I would love to try a black girl? 123 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:23,591 - Is he pale? - It's seasickness. 124 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,633 come here I will heal you. 125 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:46,640 There are two ways to treat seasickness. This is one of them. 126 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,233 I learned that from the old man. retired officer. 127 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:56,218 The captain thinks it can be cured. seasickness pills. 128 00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:57,618 They only dull the sensations. 129 00:26:00,418 --> 00:26:03,836 Another method of treatment requires Let me blow your dick. 130 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:10,335 I even tried. In Norwegian, the ship got sick. 131 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,738 I ran down, grabbed the virgin and took him to the hut. 132 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,740 I unzipped the zipper and shouted: "Dry the hell out of here!" 133 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,892 I held her ears. and it was horrible. 134 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,594 It's a distraction, so I'm cured. 135 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,490 - That's violence. - Violence? Yes, she loved him. 136 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,818 Most women, when Shit, they get excited. 137 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,674 To learn more about women, he would realize that I was right. 138 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:43,831 - Drink. The hair on my chest is rising. - I got seasick. 139 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,237 I have to get the captain's lunch. 140 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:58,038 He needs to slow down, yes You could do it. 141 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,075 In the engine room Prepare for the maneuver. 142 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:06,672 That. Yes, yes. We are ready, we are always ready. 143 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:12,792 - I heard you were sick? - Willy cured me. 144 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,111 Prepare for the maneuver. 145 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:22,640 The captain will have dinner, and we We'll go with half power. 146 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,380 Captain, your dinner will be served soon. 147 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:30,231 - Reduce speed. - Yes. 148 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,650 Master, you are crazy! 149 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,375 Be careful this time. 150 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:51,471 What's going on? What the hell happened? 151 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:22,277 - What's going on? - This is your mother, another assistant! 152 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,871 He healed the mechanic. seasickness. 153 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,076 Do you have a brain? 154 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,910 You couldn't give the pills to the mechanic? 155 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,956 Well, okay. I hope so. The sea will be calm tonight. 156 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,897 Thanks for the song. 157 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:25,040 Because we have no questions. Let's move on to our movies. 158 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,670 First, the ship will show a movie. about his son's certificate. 159 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,238 Then we watch beautifully second assistant's house. 160 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,671 This was recorded by our uncle Marius. 161 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,917 Proud parents. 162 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,594 It was field service. Drinks were the most expensive. 163 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,917 Confirmation is a big event for him. 164 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,080 A great day for a young man. 165 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,734 The boatman is drunk as shit. 166 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,715 He doesn't even know where he is. 167 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,796 He won't sober up anytime soon. 168 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,436 Oh, they took him out. 169 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,516 She was damn angry. 170 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:35,119 Now she is kind again. - I had to promise her a new TV. 171 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,951 During my confirmation, The police came three times. 172 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,352 This is his wife. 173 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,999 Okay, okay. 174 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,910 - She's taking off her skirt! - Pst, it will be over soon. 175 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,509 This is the bedroom upstairs. 176 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,831 Wow, man, so close. 177 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,516 She grabs the hat. 178 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,753 Yes, you should be proud of your wife. 179 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,992 But don't share. his private life. 180 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:30,300 There is nothing to share. This is all mine. 181 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:35,057 - I'm leaving for my own good. Good night. - Good night. 182 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:40,434 Thanks for today. Let's all have a drink. 183 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,433 Come on guys. 184 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,839 And here you go people... This is real candy. 185 00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,798 - I hope not from the social sphere? - I hope, from the sphere of debauchery. 186 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,518 - Water. - Water. 187 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,232 Look, this is a real treat with music. 188 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:24,710 Two girls write to a man asking for him to bring them toys. 189 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:34,752 Here it is. You should see him now. what will he do with them? 190 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,938 With two at once, it's very exciting. 191 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,518 I tried once in Bangkok in 1962. 192 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,960 - Oh, yes, he didn't miss! - Wow, man, that's a cunt! 193 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,496 - Now they will push her. - He has black nails. 194 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:19,476 - And now he is! - Shut up, this is poetry. 195 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:25,914 How much Her fucking balls are throbbing in her pussy. 196 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,358 Oh shit! 197 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:13,711 - Sounds interesting, doesn't it? - Of course, but only for men. 198 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:28,714 So guys, how do you like my darling? 199 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,834 Good night, I'm going to bed. 200 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:38,969 - Hooker, can I give you a shark? - Now you. 201 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:43,234 Never mind, he went to her! 202 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,471 George! Go to the toilet. if you want to pee. 203 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,698 I'm sorry, it won't happen again. 204 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:37,452 I spoke to the owner and told him about our interesting evening. 205 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,878 - We are getting closer to each other. - Yes, in a certain sense. 206 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,551 And so the nun said to the sailor. 207 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:54,371 Pure reason characterizes people, able to cope with everyday life. 208 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,958 That it reminded her ritual candle! 209 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:19,280 Another assistant regretted showing movie to his wife. 210 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:25,311 Wouldn't it be better if Was his wife on board too? 211 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:31,437 Not! Women, create strife and impurity. thoughts. Men, men's relationships! 212 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,139 - Peter, do you know where Deesa lives? - Yes. 213 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:06,357 Take it to her. Here is her account. 214 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,536 Some? 215 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,636 Some? 216 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,238 It was damn nice. although it looked a bit silly. 217 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:35,139 Georg, did you have someone? lately? 218 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:39,836 - No, not since I joined. Was it good last time? 219 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,434 Yes, but on... - Until? 220 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,797 She was hospitalized. in volvulus. 221 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:50,836 I never heard of getting one. roll! 222 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,960 Hi Disa. No. liver, not volvulus. 223 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,699 Any? 224 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,311 do you bathe? I'm going. 225 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,717 - Nobody? - Nobody? 226 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,710 - Everything is fine now. - No, the right side is a little sooty. 227 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,749 Before, we would be assigned a person to help us. from the engine room. 228 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,437 - We have to raise the German flag. - We're going to Hamburg. 229 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,838 So soon we will have whores! 230 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,412 goddamn jerk, as the mayor would say! 231 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,216 You will be on your guard. next 5 weeks! 232 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,618 She took my salary. My clothes and documents are also gone. 233 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,859 It will be terrible. if discovered. 234 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,689 One girl among the crowd sexually excited sailors. 235 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,939 - We have to get her back. - It's worse than death. 236 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,377 Well, she's a fucking angel. 237 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:29,210 Don't say that! Take your words back. 238 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:34,560 - She doesn't fuck like an angel! - What are you talking about! 239 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,670 Oh, my shoulder! 240 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,576 The ship is called "Margarita". Which company? 241 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:54,591 You don't have to do anything. You have already spoiled yourself enough. 242 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,876 I have to find her. 243 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,439 Yes, that's Margarita. 244 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,792 "Margarita". 245 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,953 Yes, yes. 246 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,676 Is the captain in trouble? 247 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,318 No, he has a qualified team. 248 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,116 "Daisy" should arrive in Hamburg today. 249 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,374 So it would be wise to send it for unloading in Aalborg. 250 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,912 - Send a message to the office. - Yes, yes. 251 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,649 Mr. Sorensen, please call. Captain Margareta. 252 00:45:34,849 --> 00:45:36,849 Tell him to go to Aalborg. 253 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,992 what can i do for you young man? 254 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:55,673 Thanks, actually I did I have already heard what I wanted. 255 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:06,835 - I don't think I want to. - Are you crazy! Just start! 256 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:21,019 Sweet girl! Beer or vodka? 257 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:24,676 - What did you say? - Vodka! 258 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,279 - I saw her first! - I grabbed her first. 259 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,393 Let go of the Fairy! He is married. 260 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,509 Not! 261 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:37,914 - Fak-fak? How about 20? - Know! 262 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,351 Oh God, just like that! Your mother! 263 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,072 Help me, cook! 264 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,678 Go ahead, Georg. 265 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,113 - Have you finished? - No, I'm Danish. 266 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,493 The assistant went to sleep. I took the class. 267 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:02,115 - Can I go to the beach? - No, he'll be back soon. 268 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:07,593 - The cook is already on his way. - Ask him to bring me some cocoa. 269 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,330 Kok, you have to cook. Cocoa, Skipper. 270 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,076 - Good night, Georg. - Good night and thank you. 271 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,716 - What the hell? - Excellent. 272 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:55,155 - What are you doing here? - You are a girl! 273 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,538 - And I was so in love with you! - You won't betray me, will you? 274 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,316 - No, but vice versa? - Of course not. 275 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,631 Where did you get the papers from the mechanic? 276 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,017 - Do it? - George Hansen. 277 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,078 And are you a mechanic? 278 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:18,996 Well, no. I want to know Is there a mechanic...? 279 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:23,114 named Georg Hansen at Margarita's. 280 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:36,833 Margarita is coming tomorrow. to Aalborg. 281 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:45,334 "Margarita" is fully booked. Therefore we cannot help you. 282 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:50,873 - Well, thanks and goodbye then. - Goodbye. 283 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,129 I thank the captain of the landing opportunity. 284 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:32,137 - Yes, you will see your wife soon. - I borrowed a truck... 285 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:36,752 Does she know you're coming? - No, it's a surprise. 286 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,832 Hey, are we going to eat something today? 287 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,429 Why is there no power in the second compartment? 288 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:14,634 You hired my mechanic. for painting jobs! 289 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:21,051 In case of bad weather, the ship allows employment of mechanics. 290 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:26,798 What do you think you can do? , take my man for his deeds? 291 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,379 Damn it! 292 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:36,529 - I heard a voice! - He's castrated! 293 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:40,938 My balls! I will never do this again! 294 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,690 Thank God you have already done it! 295 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:49,197 Then where are we going? She has nice pussies. 296 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:54,116 - And it's free! - How Willy gets home. 297 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,676 You want a sailor dick? 298 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,992 Damn Satan! 299 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:46,035 Willy, give it to him. One more minute, okay? 300 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:59,015 You understand, it was nothing serious. 301 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,517 I just wanted to be polite. 302 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:12,310 Vili, I couldn't have known. You're coming home, aren't you? 303 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,193 We are ready! 304 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,198 TO! 305 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,316 - What are you doing here? - Pst, you don't want us to be found out, do you? 306 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:36,474 - Aren't you in the hospital? - It was just a sprain. 307 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:41,077 You must go to the captain. Then Deesa and I will go down to the shore. 308 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,596 I can't change. I don't have any documents. 309 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:50,173 "Hurry up before we go!" - We are already sailing, new fish! 310 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,418 I can't hand over the keys to the clinic! 311 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,777 You cannot use an ambulance. for that shit! 312 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,395 - Give me the key! - Now! 313 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:04,016 This will be at your own risk! 314 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:09,116 If you keep your mouth shut As for the teeth, everything will be fine. 315 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:39,119 You are now at sea. So you have to you control your desires. 316 01:02:42,185 --> 01:02:45,898 I'll do anything. Just don't kill me. 317 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:51,738 I won't touch you! But There are a lot of hungry people on this ship! 318 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:57,153 I will send them one by one. and you, do whatever you want! 319 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:03,391 You will get more sperm than water in the London water supply! 320 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,990 Jung, don't forget. lifeboats. 321 01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:22,456 - It's fucking moving. - I'm hungry. 322 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:27,450 I'm going to check if the road is clear. 323 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:31,997 - Really? - Yes, please. 324 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:36,990 - I don't know if I can fuck. - I should! 325 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:04,571 - Did you bring three beers? - I thought Georg was here. 326 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:09,510 - It's down in the engine room! - Well, it doesn't matter. 327 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:43,094 Georg, take this to the captain. 328 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:47,439 Today I would like a girl. 329 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:58,575 - Well, I did it! - Don't tell anyone. 330 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,892 It doesn't even have to be idle for 5 minutes! 331 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:08,469 I don't know if I can do more than one. times a day. But I'll try! 332 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:23,419 Bitch! George beat my queen. 333 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,671 Look, you can checkmate. 334 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,057 Why don't we check the records? 335 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:34,717 No, I promised Willy I would help him. with his favorite hobby at work. 336 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,397 It was bloody awesome! 337 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:54,393 I wanted to go to bed, but I'll do my friend a favor. 338 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,836 Hello. 339 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:09,337 I want to ask you to lie down on the floor... 340 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:13,957 and bend towards the bed so that I see your strictness. 341 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:18,896 But first I have to see the front. I like to hold tits. 342 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,490 - It's not about me. - Oh. 343 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,932 Vili promised rule... 344 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:33,853 That is very kind of you. That's what I call cute little tits. 345 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,272 Wait a minute. 346 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:43,032 Now dad will be here soon. 347 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:49,632 It's going to be a little soft at first, okay? 348 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:07,794 - Thanks for the food. The captain didn't get his dinner. 349 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,813 We can't promise... 350 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:14,476 This ship is packed as hell. 351 01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:02,056 - He shouldn't be doing this! He offered it to me too. 352 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:06,737 - I'll let her go tomorrow. - They will test me! 353 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:11,709 - Are you there? Listen. - I already know! 354 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:17,114 - Let's go. Now it's your turn. - Okay, I'm ready. 355 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:34,072 Just look! Paint and oil stains. 356 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,695 You are the first one who was kind to me. 357 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:50,451 I'm on your side. I'm a girl. 358 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:54,913 - So what? - Look. 359 01:08:56,120 --> 01:09:01,274 - Why are you here? - It's a long story. 360 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:06,915 "I will deliver you from violence," Your husband has started. 361 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,038 But I tricked him! 362 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:17,058 - It's better with a real woman. - No, I have my own Bertha! 363 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:23,415 She doesn't change. She doesn't say. "no" and you don't smoke in the morning. 364 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:30,020 If you had it, now you wouldn't have this problem. 365 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,032 You are not a piece of furniture. which he bought. 366 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:37,100 Do you want roses at that time? while hanging over the sea. 367 01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,715 Then he comes and waits. to always be ready. 368 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,436 I made a mistake, you understand? 369 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:52,794 It's always women's fault. in a guilty conscience. 370 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:59,229 If only this whole life could change under their rule. 371 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,917 I went here yes I see how right I was. 372 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:10,310 It's worse than I thought. What do you think they'll say on the ship? 373 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:17,311 What do you think they are doing? When do they go ashore? 374 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:25,450 - It's natural for men. Why not for us? 375 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:29,030 - I love him, you know? - Of course. 376 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,917 relax, It won't last much longer. 377 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,916 - It's great, isn't it? - Yes, great. 378 01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:02,498 Will it be her turn soon? She'll be completely naked, won't she? 379 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,614 When I think of tiny panties Where can you see your pussy? 380 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:10,071 Shut up, did you understand? 381 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,830 - Poor Disa. - She has been exposed! 382 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:19,073 So we can't just change! 383 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:22,955 She needs to be saved! 384 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:31,720 No, don't do that, newbie! 385 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:46,831 Georg, what the hell? 386 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:51,114 George, you promised me. that you will use the bathroom. 387 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:33,639 God, if it's Sam, Peter. I came to save you. 388 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:36,772 Some! 389 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:40,994 You are very cold! Death! 390 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,990 What, your mother! Are you cheating on me? 391 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:56,075 I will rape Bertha. Poor thing! 392 01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:00,254 - A stowaway, huh? - I can explain everything. 393 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:05,190 You will explain this to the captain. 394 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,511 So radio Lingbi? 395 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,852 Yes, please. We're waiting here. 396 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:21,192 Come in and sit down. You can definitely trust me. 397 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:25,990 There is a woman on board. rapes the crew. 398 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:31,812 - What, a woman on a boat? - Lyngby Radio calls "Margarita". 399 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:35,071 Lyngby Radio, "Margarita" is listening. 400 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,313 - Is that the captain? - The mechanic is a woman! 401 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,299 The mechanic is a woman! WHO...? 402 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:45,312 Nonsense! Everything is fine on board. 403 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:49,439 It sounded like you said. that the mechanic is a woman. 404 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:52,638 It is simply what he says. stowaway. 405 01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:57,920 - Do you have a stowaway? - Yes, he broke into the cabin. 406 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:02,014 - Was there a burglary? - Yes. I understand. 407 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:06,398 - And where? - In the navigator's cabin. 408 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:11,780 - What are your coordinates? - Well, A4 east, 4 north, direction 270. 409 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:17,029 Then be careful when on Red Square in Moscow. 410 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:23,918 No, no, on the contrary. East 4th and North 64th Everything is fine on board. 411 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:27,670 - Well, Captain. End of conversation. - The end of the relationship. 412 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,210 They were right. He went crazy. 413 01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:37,355 Take the helicopter and go. Get on the ship now! 414 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,371 What's the point of bringing her? here and let it go! 415 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:49,973 If I were you, I'd keep my mouth shut. teeth. Think of your poor wife! 416 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:54,473 - You were there too! - Yes, you told me. 417 01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,856 That's terrible. 418 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:05,119 I am evil, ugly, stupid. 419 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:12,229 - It's a little late for me to know. - I still love her! 420 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:16,678 You were all with her and me to become such a fool. 421 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:21,755 But what about her? What are you doing? in every port! 422 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:26,696 - I saw you fucking a mulatto. - You didn't tell her, did you? 423 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:30,793 Not. You just have to forgive her. 424 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:34,999 Will he forgive me? - I'll try to convince her. 425 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:40,154 - You're a cool guy. - Take it like a man, man! 426 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:46,714 - Yes, when will they see me? - First of all, stop what you're doing. 427 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:52,359 And be here. Then I will come and call you. 428 01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:02,593 Get a good night's sleep. and think. 429 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:38,915 - Oh, for him. - Villas. 430 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:45,037 - Peter, what are you doing here? - Where is Vili? 431 01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:49,478 - Nobody? - Some, idiot. 432 01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:54,999 Disa, is that you? It breathes, I came to save you. 433 01:16:55,280 --> 01:17:01,734 - How did you get here? - I'm a stowaway. 434 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:07,438 Nina, go to the top bunk, so that there are no misunderstandings. 435 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:12,057 No, I said. It's all over! 436 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:16,790 I didn't sleep all night. visit it again! 437 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,872 According to their law right next to more. 438 01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:24,397 - I haven't tried it yet. - This is his wife. 439 01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,836 You can do this only once a week! What about the letter? 440 01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:31,092 It won't happen again! 441 01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:36,110 The mechanic convinced her to forgive me. 442 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,218 Klabauterman! {a good spirit helps sailors} 443 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:17,513 What are you talking about, baby? 444 01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:45,316 Nielsen's boss. Don't worry. 445 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:48,233 Let me help you. 446 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:53,633 - No thanks. - Unfortunately, one woman on the plane! 447 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:59,418 The ship owner asked me to make a statement. and pick up your stowaway. 448 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:03,156 This is a completely different matter. 449 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:08,872 Sit here. When Willie arrives We will send him to the infirmary. 450 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:13,279 - What's going on between you and George? - He's on the ship. 451 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:20,776 This is an ambulance. Here you go, young man. whom you must examine. 452 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,792 - Where? - Where? 453 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,918 I brought him here myself. 454 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:30,516 The ship owner is worried. Your condition. 455 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,470 Are you sure it is? stowaway? 456 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:39,071 As I am here! 457 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,711 I want to rest a little. 458 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:48,873 Can I call you? then send for me. 459 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:54,239 Then we will decide everything. I need some privacy now. 460 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:57,278 Yes, I'll wake you up in the morning. 461 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:03,590 Sleep well and have pleasant dreams! I'll find him. 462 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:38,273 You will keep it A stowaway here? 463 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:41,830 Go downstairs with your wife. He's lying on the top bunk. 464 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:45,431 Thank you. 465 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:51,032 And just stay here. I have to find George. 466 01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:57,510 Yes, but I think I'm sick. - That's because we're sailing. 467 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:41,479 - Want a sailor member? - Yes, yours. 468 01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:11,176 Have you ever been to a clinic and got a pussy? 469 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:16,600 Oh, I see it was. Good night. 470 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:40,113 I'm sorry. 471 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:45,389 That's where you're hiding, Deesa! Admit it. 472 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:49,075 - Who is speaking? - Nobody? 473 01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:54,439 It's me. I took off my glasses. and they hear strange sounds. 474 01:22:54,720 --> 01:23:00,536 - It's on the damn top shelf. - Oh, that's happening. 475 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:05,072 Are you ghost or real? 476 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,312 - Nobody? - I'm a mechanic. 477 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:14,191 - Georg Hansen, 051249-0021? - Yes, that's me. 478 01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:18,160 Tell me everything. I am the owner's agent. 479 01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:23,892 - Yes. No, I mean... - No, don't be afraid of me. 480 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:27,151 I am the owner's right hand. 481 01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:30,831 But I am also a woman. 482 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:37,231 And I see you... and i hear sounds... 483 01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:47,597 And he gets up. Stay with me, stay! 484 01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:52,750 Words of the ship owner the law for me. 485 01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:58,549 Let's listen to the music of love together. 486 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:06,555 - Here's lunch. Omelette with ham. - Oh. 487 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:13,129 Eel in jelly and shrimp. Food for sailors and athletes. 488 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:19,914 You are suffering from seasickness, Petre! Wait. Vili has some whiskey. 489 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:32,796 Then there's only one way... Listen to me, Peter. 490 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:42,636 - Bend your arms. - Yes. 491 01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:36,394 The stowaway has disappeared. from the clinic. Where is he? 492 01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:41,839 I don't know. But I have something on my conscience. 493 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:45,515 - The woman is in the ambulance. - I know, well! 494 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:50,834 - But, captain, what's good? - I even locked him in there. 495 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:56,115 There should probably be two of them. 496 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:03,991 - Have you seen the stowaway? - He's not here. 497 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:14,634 - He still exists. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes. 498 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:20,032 Just not this! Not on my ship. This will be investigated! 499 01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:35,714 Miss Nielsen? 500 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:41,239 And a mechanic! What, he came to you? 501 01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:48,178 Are you, captain? No, it's great to swim like that. 502 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:52,633 Now I not only see better... - Good. 503 01:26:56,760 --> 01:27:00,733 Another friend... and wife? How dare you? 504 01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:05,152 - This is my wife, captain. - Well, that's another thing! 505 01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:08,219 Another friend here and I'm standing here. 506 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:12,115 The first officer is not on duty. Who steers the ship? 507 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:21,019 Kronborg on the nose! We've been going in the wrong direction all night! 508 01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:26,831 I will be fired! And all because of that that there is a woman on board. 509 01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:31,551 Here comes the stowaway! And a mechanic! 510 01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:36,610 - No, she's a woman. Yes, and this is my boyfriend. 511 01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:39,653 It is better to have two sticks. but when you mix them. 512 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:43,410 I like what is happening in the company! 513 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:47,349 And you, our best captain! 514 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:07,194 The company then embarked on a new path and I will also chart a new course. 515 01:28:15,195 --> 01:28:20,195 Marshall titlovi